Call me when the swelling goes down

The Doctor: What is the meaning of this? I did not give you permission to tamper with my programming! Just because the three of us are flying reconnaissance alone for three weeks is no excuse to swap my code with that of Vulcan love slave, volume two!.

Tom Paris: Great. He still sounds like the Doc. Can't you do anything about the voice?

Ensign Kim: Uhh, no. But I think I can adjust his behavioural subruitines. *beep*

The Doctor: *kneels* Please state the nature of the sexual emergency.