Monday 31 January 2011

Shelf life II



This creep couldn't wait to get me home. Nothing I say affects him. When I told him I'm a guy that just made him more excited, and now that he knows if he uses me I'll be trapped this way forever he's racing to get naked. What a dick. If I was still a man I'd tear him a new love hole.

Here he comes. *gulp* Wh-what a dick! I hope my girlfriend gets here soon or I won't be a "beginner" love doll for much longer.

2 comments:

  1. Lol, so great ^^
    Btw., does he/she/it talk in a male or female voice?

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  2. You raise a good point. I figured a man, as I could see no reason for his girlfriend to change his voice. Unless she was being exceptionally mean.

    You decide though.

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